We are the Penis Profilers. A group of independent, above intelligent New York City women who have the innate ability to profile a man's personality from a photo of his penis. Years have been dedicated to private research and perfecting our extrasensory abilities. We are eager to begin sharing our extensive knowledge with the world.
We are proud to present you with the Penis Profiles. We hope that this insider information will not only entertain you, but give you more appreciation of that often hard to read and unruly member known as the penis.